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How Kyler Gordon’s Trainer Basically Just Said The Bears’ Strength Coaches Suck

The Chicago Bears took care of business on Sunday against the Carolina Panthers. Unfortunately, it wasn’t a perfect affair. The offense did the heavy lifting, pouring 59 points onto the scoreboard. That made it easier to stomach the fact that the defense allowed 37, reinforcing fears about the unit’s lack of difference-makers. Perhaps the most […]

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Chicago took care of business on Sunday against the Carolina Panthers.1

Whiskey Ditka is pointing readers to the original reporting, not republishing it.

One source, partially checked· Single originating outlet. We have not seen a second independent confirmation.

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  • How Kyler Gordon’s Trainer Basically Just Said The Bears’ Strength Coaches Suck
  • The Chicago Bears took care of business on Sunday against the Carolina Panthers.
  • Unfortunately, it wasn’t a perfect affair.
  • The offense did the heavy lifting, pouring 59 points onto the scoreboard.

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It is circulating across Bears coverage, which is usually a sign it will matter in the building.1

One source, partially checked· Fun read, not a rewrite of the original report.

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